yoshi-x2:

Remember that manga about an idol girl who transforms into a magical crossdressing man I mentioned half a year ago?

Well, Mahou Shoujo Ore has an anime in progress. Seems the announcement was made earlier but the manga is so low key no one seems to have cared to spread the word.

(Source: twitter.com)

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pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are assigned one power exclusive only to them at birth. However, the more pansexuals are born, the more unique their powers get. It is rumoured that pansexual rapper Angel Haze, for instance, was given the power to rap exceptionally well, while Pete the Pansexual, who lives down the road, is just a really good parallel parker.

tags: I need to know mine omg +
» signs secret abilities
  • aries: can write hella cute poems
  • taurus: amazing at putting together ikea furniture 
  • gemini: best mac and cheese maker around
  • cancer: can decorate cakes really good
  • leo: photoshop expert
  • virgo: can memorize song lyrics in a flash
  • libra: great at finding four leaf clovers
  • scorpio: super good with makeup
  • sagittarius: can take really pretty photos
  • capricorn: expert tree climber
  • aquarius: awesome at giving speeches
  • pisces:  can beat any and every video game

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prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

dirtytomatoes:

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yall as counselors: pls do not be sad friend!!! the stars love you and want to kiss your flesh which is made of sunlight and small bugs!! uwu

thepyrocase:

幼心地の by んがょぺ

tags: touhou +

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somedumbarsename:

Brilliant art by ジョンディー

(Done in Photoshop and SAI)

tags: touhou +

captainsnoop:

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iounouchi:

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the-fifth-king:

palibyte:

Look at her go.

I hope she doesn’t lose her way

tags: klk +

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